"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
ah man seriously you had to say that?
Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth
you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours
i’m laughing at everything why
what even was this show
2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen